Call me a skeptic or a heartless bastard or whatever, but I would have to see him take his fake eyes out of his head to believe it. It just doesn't seem possible to me. Video games? Come on. And fooseball? I just can't believe it without seeing it.

Oh, and by the way, HAHAHA!! Aquanetta! I love it!

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest... Maverick Machineworks is open for business!! Tell me what you need and I can make it!