lol
Jared: I'm gonna do a 0 to 60 run with rawburts beltronics accelerometer.
Ex gf: NO YOUR NOT!!!!
Jared: Why?!!? Please
Ex: No its dangerous!
Jared: Just once, pleaseeeee
Ex: You can do a 0 to 55
ME: LMMFAOWRAOTMFF!!!
... Jared proceeds to take it up to 60mph and gets socked in the face!!! lol Stopped car, high speed foot chase through feild.
Me still sitting in car:

WTF
Something tells me you dont have anything covered jared