Originally posted by TheAlmightyMe:
Originally posted by KerryKool:
Awesome laws you got their. Where's the one about romantic movies? There has to law on that somewhere.
A man may watch a romantic movie only in the company of his girlfriend/wife; and only if he is going to 'get some' afterwards. He can not shed a tear, but can comfort his woman; again only if it includes a romantic and phyysical interlude later in the evening. If you do cry, then you're a pansy. 
Sweet! Man Law! Here here! 
I hereby annoint this the official Man Law Thread! Post em' up!
Man Law: Teach your kid how to defend themselves. Male or Female kid, it doesn't matter. No man wants a wussy child.
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