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Originally posted by TheAlmightyMe:
Originally posted by KerryKool:
Awesome laws you got their. Where's the one about romantic movies? There has to law on that somewhere.
A man may watch a romantic movie only in the company of his girlfriend/wife; and only if he is going to 'get some' afterwards. He can not shed a tear, but can comfort his woman; again only if it includes a romantic and phyysical interlude later in the evening. If you do cry, then you're a pansy. 
Sweet! Man Law! Here here! 
I hereby annoint this the official Man Law Thread! Post em' up!
Man Law: Teach your kid how to defend themselves. Male or Female kid, it doesn't matter. No man wants a wussy child.
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#5 I have broken more times than I care to get into. 
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Originally posted by MapOfTaziFoSho:
#5 I have broken more times than I care to get into.
Your punishment will to be tortured and burned while wearing a tu-tu. Your organs will be smothered in BBQ sauce and devoured by the men that uphold the laws. Your bones are to be ground up and used as fertilizer.
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Any man who doesn't eat meat at a BBQ is banned from them forever.
Any man who can't sit down next to you and have a beer with you. Is banned from any guy events.
(Unless for severe Medical Reasons)
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
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Originally posted by Rickson:
Any man who doesn't eat meat at a BBQ is banned from them forever.
Any man who can't sit down next to you and have a beer with you. Is banned from any guy events.
(Unless for severe Medical Reasons)
No excuses...
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest...
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Oh God thats to funny. I love the rules.
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Originally posted by Doppelg�¤nger:
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".Quote:
uuuhhh. how did you know that bit of info??????
Should we revoke your man law card now?
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Originally posted by Doppelg�¤nger:
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
what happens then? never seen the movie 
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Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Originally posted by Doppelg�¤nger:
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
what happens then? never seen the movie
~Andrew
Seriously? She's a he.
BrApple-its all in the way it is presented...but everythign on my resume is all me
TexasRealtor-I hope you spelling improves on your resume.
MxRacer-ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ironyville. population, texasrelator.
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Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Originally posted by Pimpalicious316:
Originally posted by Doppelg�¤nger:
(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
what happens then? never seen the movie
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Seriously? She's a he.
is it a visual reveal? or just an implied thing?
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