THIS JUST IN
A Brown boy was arrested late this evening in what is suspected to be a terror plot at MHT. The arsenal included a car,.. and a tripod... the boy was seen taking photos of the local women populus when a Police Officer noticed his Giant Tripod and mistook it for a weapon, a cannon of some sorts.
More details to come on Channel 9 with Al Jayzeerugh
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