Wow eh, da dun dere was a perdy funny story 'till da last word.
I take consolation in the fact that Michigaynders (the 'y' is meant to accentuate their wonderfully unique accents, and corellation to homesexuality is purely coinicidental) will never be as good at Hockey as we are.
So there.
PS I'm bringing a hockey stick to Tony Packo's...try me

. And some gravy for my fries.