Ever hear the old Abe Lincoln quote that goes something like this: "An attorney who represents himself has a fool for a client and an ass for an attorney"?

This ass/fool is representing himself. An attorney would have told him he's crazy and shown him the door.

In local newspaper coverage on this same suit, a local attorney was asked for comment. He mentioned that every person has their right to their day in court, and this guy's day in court would be short.

I wonder how this guy will like paying court costs, prevailing party fees and perhaps even attorneys fees for both Nike and Jordan if he does not pull the plug on this silly stunt. And the local judges will remember him as a major flake if he EVER has to be in court again after this.


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