What the hell are you talking about...

1. This is not a competition, so seriously STOP!
2. Extension order and placement is ALL noted in the how to.
3. WTF does the accessory belt has nothing to do with the alternator replacement. Maybe we are talking about the serpentine belt which comes off by relieving the tensioner with a 3/8" ratchet (IIRC, or 1/2"). Kind of a two person job... THIS IS ALSO IN THE HOW TO!
4. Splash sheilds refering to what? The splash gaurd does not need to be removed. There are two removable sheilds within the wheelwell that need to be removed. This is also in the how to!!
5. I dont know what you are talking about being keyed by an allen wrench... ? Removed the freaking nut and tuck it off to the side. Wow this is in the how to as well...

Stop being an asshat BrApple