sux dood...
If it makes you feel any better, I was drunk last Friday, tried standing on one of those nylon folding camp chairs & flipped over it. The top of the back post (that holds the backrest) jammed into my stomach while the legs flipped towards me & I landed on two of those w/ my thighs. I have melon sized BLACK bruises on my legs & it still hurts to walk...the dog was watching & snickering