Well, I guess it's nice to see that Houston isn't the only city in the US that has it's fair share of complete freaks who also happen to be utter morons.
I mean, why not just leave a business card if you're going to provide a perfect DNA sample...
JaTo
e-Tough Guy
Missouri City, TX
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