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so she finds man-goo in her shoe and she thinks to hand it over to the police?
I dunno if I'd be smare enough to make that move.
I'd probably just be like "gross!" clean it, and then go.
seriously though, how far away were her shoes that she didn't hear someone come by?
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
seriously though, how far away were her shoes that she didn't hear someone come by?
Maybe she is a heavy sleaper? Or he doesn't make noise when he "comes" by. You know, the silent type.
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
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so she finds man-goo in her shoe and she thinks to hand it over to the police?
I dunno if I'd be smare enough to make that move.
I'd probably just be like "gross!" clean it, and then go.
seriously though, how far away were her shoes that she didn't hear someone come by?
And that's all I'm going to say...
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wow.....and to think how many times that has happened yet went unsolved before we had DNA testing... 
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"Police say the DNA matches Kenneth Johnson. Formal charges are expected to be filed Monday."
And yet another reason to practice safe sex - even with someone's shoe.
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Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Or he doesn't make noise when he "comes" by. You know, the silent type.
LMAO! 
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Well, I guess it's nice to see that Houston isn't the only city in the US that has it's fair share of complete freaks who also happen to be utter morons. I mean, why not just leave a business card if you're going to provide a perfect DNA sample...
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Originally posted by JaTo:
I mean, why not just leave a business card if you're going to provide a perfect DNA sample...
That's how I got my current girlfriend 
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