i went to one in Myrtle Beach a few years ago and sat near some nice looking chicks. they got some nice hats, heres a couple that i can remember... "I am curly down there too" "My crotch smells like *jumbo shrimp taped to hat*"
NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it?
Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?