had some kid try to sell me mags a few weeks ago while i was washing my car
started off talking like he just moved into the neighborhood.
then whipped out some laminated sheets with info on them about a fundraiser.
and when i asked how donations are made...
well...you just buy some of these magazines!
and when i told him i already had enough magazine subscriptions he came back with "you could still buy some and you can donate them to a chruch or somehting!"


fugg off buddy..i wanted to spray him with the hose!


NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it? Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?