Originally posted by Y2KSVT: The sport itself makes my penis soft, and there's just something about dufus-looking hillbillies with hot, supermodel-like wives that I can't help but hate.
Mark
There's something about the idea that you're constantly walking around w/ a hard-on unless it's raceday...disturbing
What can I say, I'm 24, single, and love the ladies! Seeing & hearing drunken hillbillies chant "Dale Earnhardt Jr.!!" is the equivalent of wearing a dick anchor.
Mark
Do us all a favor JR. Pull your pants up, turn your hat around and turn down the rap music Oh and one more thing maybe if you quit holding on to it you would not have to tell use all about your little toy.
With a name like MaddMike, I'm not going to take your comments seriously. You and the other newbs can start a new thread and play though.
Mark
Oh my, you made fun of my nickname and called me a newbie. I am just so hurt. I guess I'll hang my head in shame and leave your sandbox now. Not!!!! Jr. when are you going to learn that if you can't run with the big dogs don't get off the porch. With the number of posts you have made you would think that you would have better things to talk about than your wee willey winkey and you phobia with NASCAR fans. Why don't you go borrow one of your "Homies" Playboy magazines and finish pulling yourself through puberty then you can come back and join the adults in intelligent conversation.
With a name like MaddMike, I'm not going to take your comments seriously. You and the other newbs can start a new thread and play though. 
