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stored piss bags always works for me.
get clean, and stay clean for a week or so. piss in a baggy. a big one. fill it up. store it in the fridge.
on piss day, poor some in a smaller baggy (the tiny kind). put a straw onto a corner of the bag and seal it all up. got glue works well. clamp the straw shut.
stuff the baggy of clean piss under your scrotum with the straw facing your zipper. when you go to pee in the cup, unclamp the straw and "pee" into the cup. done.
i don't condone this...
~Andrew
2001 VW Jetta Wolfsburg Edition
20 valves of fury
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I have no life
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I've never tried anything to try to pass. Some how I passed a hair test that was supposed to go 3 months back! I guess just got lucky. If you've haven't used anything for a little while, you may be ok. If you used something yesterday and getting tested today, then your best bet is what andrew suggested, but 'kits' are sold on the internet and shops that are supposed to clean you out.
98.5 SVT
91 Escort GT (almost sold)
96 ATX Zetec (i brake to watch you swerve)
FS: SVT rear sway bar
WTB: Very cheap beater
CEG Dragon Run - October 13-15
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Only tested for the "Performance enhancing" variety when I used to race...
98 GL sport (V6 MTX)
The Durable Duratec? - (DMD, Metal impeller WaterPump, Synth & Stinky in the tranny)
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Three quarts of prune juice two hours before you have to test works very well. Don't jump up and down either!
Jim T
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats".--H.L. Mencken
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http://www.drug-testing-solutions.net/hairfolshamb.htmlthis site sells hair cleaners as well as piss test passers. both work great.
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2 1/2 test pipe-custom cat back 3 single tip
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Originally posted by RawBurt:
I'm not going to sit here and try to preach to you about not doing drugs, because thats your parents job, and they are already failing.
The only worthwhile post in this thread. BaBySHO, how about you take some responsibility in life and grow up?  And before any noobs jump my case, search for some of his posts from a while back and you'll see what kind of an ungreatful kid he really is.
Mark
2000 Black CSVT
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Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Originally posted by RawBurt:
I'm not going to sit here and try to preach to you about not doing drugs, because thats your parents job, and they are already failing.
The only worthwhile post in this thread. BaBySHO, how about you take some responsibility in life and grow up? And before any noobs jump my case, search for some of his posts from a while back and you'll see what kind of an ungreatful kid he really is.
Mark
hey! mine was worthwile 
~Andrew
2001 VW Jetta Wolfsburg Edition
20 valves of fury
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This is not from my own personal history!!!!
But I work with mechanics and a lot of them use stuff to keep working all day, then at night when they do side jobs. The one sure way to pass a PeePee test is to buy synthetic urine. Yes, synthetic urine. It comes in a 2ox bottle with a heating pad. About 1/2 hour before the test you break the heat pad and strap it to the bottle. Then place the bottle under your jewels. There is a temp gauge on the side that shows you if the temp of the fake pee is within the testing range.
I do not know of (1) person that failed a test this way.
Bill Jenkins
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Back In Black
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I actually have to take a drug test on Friday since I'm starting a new job. First time in nearly 8yrs that I've been required to take one. I'm 100% clean so I'm not worried, but still.
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Ryan
Trollin!
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