Originally posted by jthursby:
ROLLING STONE?!?!? Holy tree-hugging, haven't showered in a week, smelly-azz hippie, rusty microbus driving, crack smoking, bs rag that is!!! Pass the pipe dude!
ROLLING STONE?!?!? Be serious, Is that where you "polish up" on world events? You should read Cosmo, at least there you can learn "365 ways to pleasure your partner." No wait, you can't BE serious. Where have all these "people" that were prevented from voting in 04 been hiding? Helping out Santa at the North pole? No, wait wait wait, they must all work at Rolling Stoned. Thats it. Or maybe one of the little pixies escaped from his North pole torture chamber and he blabbed all he knew to the Rolling Stoners. Oh my God! I'm going to call my congressman right now and straighten this all out for you. fell better?

Jim T.



Don't forget all the other evil things that have been proven time and again by caltour & his buddies. GW hates the illegal immigrants too. Naw, I take that back, he likes them. They taste just like chicken!

And of course the war is all about oil. But I'm not complaining. I just love payin' $1 a gallon for premium because of all the cheap oil we're pumpin' out of Iraq.

Then there's global warming - even though the data for the last 10 years shows an overall cooling trend, that's just a glitch. Oh, and the cooling that was taking place in the 60s & 70s, that doesn't count either. Bad thermometers or sup'm. Anyway, it's GWs fault 'cause he shoulda done somethin' about it & didn't.

Bastid. He coulda saved us all, now it's too late. Oh, did I mention that? Ya, it's too late to do anything about global warming, the damage is done. The ozone hole is opening up & we're all gonna get microwaved like a frozen burrito. Well, when the ozone hole opens again. I know it hasn't been around in the last few years, but it's still too late to change anything & it's all GWs fault. Long as you understand that....


Must be that jumbly-wumbly thing happening again.