Originally posted by todras:
Originally posted by GreaseyMonkey:
AND THE WINNER :
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt of Paderborn, Germany fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a
bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of poop.
Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil enema when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Herr
Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him." said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. "With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated." It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that prove that "[censored] happens!".
False!
This is why I always take the Darwin awards with a grain of salt. I'd like to see each one accompanied by a verifiable source. Not our job to provide that source, mind you, but it would be nice. Not to mention more funny reading.
BrApple-its all in the way it is presented...but everythign on my resume is all me
TexasRealtor-I hope you spelling improves on your resume.
MxRacer-ladies and gentlemen, welcome to ironyville. population, texasrelator.
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