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#1578570 05/25/06 03:09 PM
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Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else.

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $1000 dollars if you let me screw you, but the girl said, "No."

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says "Ask him for $2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened?"

She replies "The s.o.b. used coins."

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.


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#1578571 05/25/06 03:30 PM
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sounds like a move Elky would use...


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#1578572 05/25/06 03:34 PM
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Originally posted by ftribC2:
sounds like a move Elky would use...





speaking from experience?


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#1578573 05/25/06 03:48 PM
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nooooooooo


but you should see how he gets his fiance to wake up everynight.
funny stuff


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he rubs gently against her cheek w/ his...


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#1578575 05/25/06 04:57 PM
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hehe her butt cheek...


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#1578576 05/25/06 05:01 PM
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Originally posted by Tea-Bagg:
hehe her butt cheek...




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HA ha HA SAWEEEEEET!



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Originally posted by Tisby:
Originally posted by Tea-Bagg:
hehe her butt cheek...




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but i do


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