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Steeda: Here have a beer.
Rawburt: I'm 20 though.
Steeda: I don't give a sh!t.
Rawburt: Ok. Thanks.

Cop: You running with the rest of this group? We received a call in. We have helicopters up too.
Todd: Well not the ones that were pulled over. We left at different times.
Cop: This thing have nitrous on it too?
Todd: Nope. As you see it is how it comes from the factory.
Cop: Steps back and looks up and down car.
Todd: They only made 11,000. You don't see too many.
Cop: So the numbers on the windows were from a drag way?
Todd: Yep
Cop: So what did you run?
Todd: Not too well since I ran once and my exhaust broke.
Cop: Oh. You're free to go.
Todd: Thank you sir.

Staz: You know why they call it Skunkworks?
Everyone: Why?
Staz: Because everything that comes out of it stinks!!!