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Thank you sooooo much for the "glide!" My free sample showed up today, and guess what......NO MORE SQUEAKING! LOL You really need to post that link more often....wonder what else I could use it for???

Since you enjoyed the free "Glide" so much, might you be interested in another one of my great products with dual purpose. Try this lube when your in a tight spot and find it difficult to grab on to your tool. The Contoured design really helps out!

I got the Badger hooked on this website . It really helps ease the budget with as much manwhoring that he does. Suprisingly they offer a size that fits his mangina. However small that may be :rolleyes:

YEs! Thank you! In combination with Trojan Extended Pleasure the fun just keeps going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going *breather* and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going *2 second break* and going and going and going and going and going

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ROFLMAO!!!! You are the KING OF LUBRICATION! I'm willing to bet anybody that IRON MIKE could live for at least a month off of free sh@t from the internet.......any takers??

Don't let me down!

Hmm yes I have already order many free batches of "slim fit" condoms from that website, however I can't help to think that since their free, they are made of lesser quality.

For example in the last week three of my sugar mommies hoopty mama booty shaka skanks have come to me claming I owe them child support I was like "what you be talkin about *****, you know I be usin my jimmy hat yo" "I suggest you shut yo mouth and save that energy fo something else"

BB - i'll have you know, your mom is at my house reading this - she's awful upset...

:p

Lol, reminds me of all those "your momma" jokes.

Yea my mom doesn't like my hoes, its as simple as that

James

HAHAHAHA - what hoes