Originally posted by GreaseyMonkey:
also, if we give him no toilet, he then - depending on the size of his solitary confinement cell - will be defacating in the same place he is consuming, relating him to a pig. and if he is a muslim, this is a very bad thing... i'll have to ask my roommate tonight after i get home from work, but that could very well violate his religious beliefs enough to send him to hell.
ahhhh religion...



We could just feed him pork, nothing but sweet, delicious pork