I've had a fog light melt through the housing before but didn't even get close to catching fire.
If you decide to put her out to pasture, let me know. I know people that know people and can make it very painless for her. Unless you want it another way.
Mine, Amber, knows what kind of relationship it is.

But whenever I see her I talk all sexy to her and let her know I love her. In fact, I'm going home next week for some TLC and bring her back woth me.