I know that this is pretty useless to you but you might find it funny. When I worked as a diesel mechanic I had a truck come in that blew the turbo while doing roughly 75. It took longer to clean all the oil off the truck than it did to check the engine and replace the turbo. I would have loved to see the spray when it happened.

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