Trust, me I'd rather it was a Louisville slugger. The NYS DEC tells me that bats are notorious for spraying urine when they're flapping around excited & that without the shots, you're a dead man if you inhale urine vapor from a rabid bat.
I'm going to give myself about 10 more minutes to find the SOB before I go off to the hospital.
Also I have to put a clean pair of underwear for the nurses.