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Originally posted by m!key:
checks behind plasma in the room...




him and his wife were sleeping when it came flapping out of there too.


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Re: I just got hit in the face with a bat...


At least it wasn't a Louisville Slugger.


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Trust, me I'd rather it was a Louisville slugger. The NYS DEC tells me that bats are notorious for spraying urine when they're flapping around excited & that without the shots, you're a dead man if you inhale urine vapor from a rabid bat.

I'm going to give myself about 10 more minutes to find the SOB before I go off to the hospital.

Also I have to put a clean pair of underwear for the nurses.


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Originally posted by 96RedSE5Sp:
you're a dead man if you inhale urine vapor from a rabid bat.








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Ditto on te tennis racquet.

first thing I thought of.

Well, other than painting yourself up like a baseball.


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Originally posted by m!key:
my son




you have a kid?...blah


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Sorry about what happened and all. But this is one of the funniest threads i've read since gold bond, I think

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Take a blanket and throw it over the bat when it is flying.


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Originally posted by Count Blah:
you have a kid?..




i have 2.


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Originally posted by Count Blah:
Originally posted by m!key:
my son




you have a kid?...blah




Worlds cutest.


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