Pitch Black, Like I said I am part Italian. Using a rocket launcher would do the job, but it would be too quick, I'll stick with my louisville, wire hanger, hefty bags, cue sticks (PREDATOR CUES STICKS), and least but not last THE VISE.
On a more serious note though I can just imagine these not so good drivers in L.A.or even better New York, I would say L.A. would have more of those accidents like the one not to long ago. All I can say is in heavy traffic don't tail gate there is no point. For what? so the person in front of you can move 10 inches. Well atleast thats what the voices in my head tell me to think, I knew the voices in my head where not bad after all
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