Why use a cue stick when a rocket launcher is so much more effective?

People need to learn how to drive in the Bay Area. Seriously. I use the carpool lane every day, and I'd love to have a nickel for all the slow drivers I get stuck behind. I never understood why you would drive in the carpool lane and not go faster than the cars to your right. Sheesh.

There are times I wish I had Frankenstein's vehicle from Deathrace 2000 while commuting to and from work. laugh


"Can we go home now? My feet hurt, all this fresh air is making my hair move, and I don't know how much longer I can complain." - H. Simpson