my ex-girlfriend tried to convince me that she was pregnant. we were dating at the time and she had me going for about 4 hours until i was about to call my parents and tell them. then she told me she was f*cking around. not cool seeing how i already had one kid...still funny though when i think about it

"What did you think about that Dorothy girl?" "The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. That doesn't make me some sort of fag does it? "Nah baby, your money." 98 Black SVT #3560 of 6535