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so since it is april first, lets hear everyones best or worst april fools pranks!
95 Merc Stique
Zetec 2.0 Auto
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Gave an upper decker to a place i used to work (and hated it).
Upper decker = pooping in the upper reservoir of a toilet.
So it stays there and ferments for ages.. they have no clue what's waiting for them on top. Freshness with every flush!
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When I was in the Navy we made up a fake set of orders for a guy who was scheduled to transfer to Keflavik, Iceland. The fake set said Adak, Alaska. We had the CO deliver it and everything...you should have seen the look on his face! 
'98 SVT Contour, in at least 639 pieces 
4 Speed MTX...synchro and shift fork replacement in progress 
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I remember about 4-5 years ago, somebody on here posted a really in depth post about how they installed a 3.0L and a Vortech. This is pretty much just when 3.0L swaps had started becoming popular and the Vortech had been released so it was a HUGE deal. Turns out it was all an April Fools joke. I cant remember who posted it, but they had us all going.
Oh yeah, and Rara and mmars posted a "3.0L turbo" thread a few years back making which was making over 400 whp iirc. I think people caught onto that one a little bit more quickly, but still fooled a lot.
Jim Hahn
1996 T-Red Contour SE Reborn 4/6/04
3.0L swap and Arizona Dyno Chip Turbo Kit
364 whp, 410 wtq @ 4,700 rpm
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CEG road warrior
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Anyone remember a couple of years back with Rick (Buckshot77) saying that he was getting rid of the car, leaving CEG, etc......got everyone fooled on April Fools day.  
Hector
2003 Rally Red Mitsubishi Evolution VIII
257HP/259TQ
2005 Lapis Blue Mazda 6s
RET: 00 Cabernet Red Ford Contour Zetec ATX SUPERCHARGED
160HP/141TQ
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my ex-girlfriend tried to convince me that she was pregnant. we were dating at the time and she had me going for about 4 hours until i was about to call my parents and tell them. then she told me she was f*cking around. not cool seeing how i already had one kid...still funny though when i think about it
"What did you think about that Dorothy girl?"
"The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. That doesn't make me some sort of fag does it?
"Nah baby, your money."
98 Black SVT #3560 of 6535
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DavidZ telling us that his SVT was stolen
Team Evo
Staz: You know why they call it Skunkworks?
Everyone: Why?
Staz: Because everything that comes out of it stinks!!!
Steeda-I hate you stazi
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I have no life
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What was the stunt Koko pulled last year or the year before?
-'96 SE MTX 3L
-'98 SVT 1,173 of 6,535
-'05 Mazda 6s, loaded, g/f's ride
-Need a 96-00 manual on CD? PM or email me
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Originally posted by todras:
What was the stunt Koko pulled last year or the year before?
he said he sold his car
then he sold his car.
Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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