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Todd's right. Years ago Todd, Kenny and myself we ran into a "girlz-nite" at the Rosebud in Holland, MI, and lets just say, one of the "girlz" who was freshly married was NOT holding back towards me - her friend had to "literally" drag her away from me. Yes, I was being a dog, and in retrospect it was not nice - but it told me one thing: Girls don't go out boozing to sit in the corner and not flirt and get the attention of strangers. Now, that's not to say that they go and hike up their skirts at the first Don Juan that woos them - but IMO it's basically asking for trouble. My wifes friend pulled one of these "girlz w/end" deals on her husband a few weeks back, and lets just say, that from her past, and knowing how she liked to juggle/F@#$ 2-3 guys at once (no not ALL AT ONCE, thankfully). I just shook my head and said that it was shady. "But she's married now - she wouldn't cheat" is what my wife said to me. Yeah right  With that I'll leave the little Devil on your shoulder to drive you nuts.
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Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out"- both were
very faithful, loving wives...however, the had gotten a bit
over enthusiastic on Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home-they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them.
Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them...luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it...so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.
The following day, one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These damn girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"... "that's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck in the crack of her ass that read: "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION...WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU"!!!
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Originally posted by Stazi:
Todd's right.
Years ago Todd, Kenny and myself we ran into a "girlz-nite" at the Rosebud in Holland, MI, and lets just say, one of the "girlz" who was freshly married was NOT holding back towards me - her friend had to "literally" drag her away from me. Yes, I was being a dog, and in retrospect it was not nice - but it told me one thing:
Girls don't go out boozing to sit in the corner and not flirt and get the attention of strangers.
Oh man I can't believe I forgot about that one! This would be the 2nd girls night out I've had experience with. That would be 2 for 2 with the girls not leaning toward the loyal side.
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They speak truthfully... from my experiences, girls night out has NEVER been a good thing. Even if the original intent was not so, it always seems to lead to the same behavior given a little alcohol... behavior of particularly unscrupulous nature.
Man, we are gonna make him so paranoid. 
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I've been w/ the same person for 11 yrs & I'm still a bad egg when I go out
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Originally posted by SVZETEC:
My little bro has that EXACT car in that EXACT color scheme. LMFAO!! 
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Originally posted by akrump47:
Originally posted by SVZETEC:
My little bro has that EXACT car in that EXACT color scheme. LMFAO!!
Man that girl has a lot of fingers...
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