Originally posted by miller542:

When you're married, be ready for all your money to go to her curtains, rugs, and all that stupid girl crap.






thats not always true. most of my money i spend on my chick goes towards stuff like her hearse and other good stuff.
if she wants any of that foo foo stuff, which she never does, then she buys it herself.


NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it? Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?