Call in sick that day. When they ask you what you have, just say you have anal glaucoma. Then when they ask what the hell that is, say "I just can't see my ass coming into work today."
Tony
1998 SVT Contour (B/MB) #542 3L
1998 SVT Contour (SF/MB) #1266 parts car
2000 SVT Contour (SF/MB) #1533 3L swap to begin!
