How about:

"Yeah, I'd trade for an E36 M3 tomorrow if I could, but I'm quite happy with my non-SVT Ford Contour and will drive it into the dust. Dealer service? It sucked when I had to use it, but that depends on the dealer. I never go near the place, now."

Or, maybe you should have structured your poll this way:

"No bashing intended, but here is my serious poll:

1. I hate my SVTC.

2. I really hate my SVTC.

3. No, really, I hate my SVTC so much I want to drive it over a cliff with me in it."

Function before fashion. '96 Contour SE "Toss the Contour into a corner, and it's as easy to catch as a softball thrown by a preschooler." -Edmunds, 1998