Originally posted by GreaseyMonkey:
Originally posted by Honkeytonk Monkey:
I hate when I contract venerial diseases from having unprotected sex with livestock... 
and that's how syphilis was born, ladies and gentlemen.
(seriously.. for those that don't know, people got it from goats back in Napoleon's days...)
Actually that's how my goat child was born. I call him Tangu the goat boy. He likes to eat cans, rape neighborhood dogs, and then kill them... not always in that order though...
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