Why are you intent on making the members of CEG reinvent the wheel, simply because you don't feel like/refuse to search for it? Thw how-tos are already made, the knowledge already exists, the posts are already archived, and the information is already easily attainable.. you just have to click the "HOW-TO" thread under each forum (IMAGINE THAT!!)
Just because you don't want to read the how-to that is already made, doesn't mean that anyone else should have to write you your own special how-to!