Just make yourself out to be one of those lunatic ebay sellers. In your description, tell people something crazy and off the wall. Tell them your wall was glowing from where the can was found, and you had a dream that you needed to knock that portion of wall out. You did, and the can was what was found. You feel that it's a demon locked inside of the can, and it will haunt your home if you open it. Some freek will be intrigued, and place a high $$$ bid. Good luck!
Mark
