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A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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Man, that's baaaaaaaad.

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and what is the source!?!


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Originally posted by bigMoneyRacing:
"he used it as his wife,"




rofl, thats all there is to marriage these days?

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Originally posted by rkneeshaw3.0:
Originally posted by bigMoneyRacing:
"he used it as his wife,"




rofl, thats all there is to marriage these days?





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All the while I was expecting this was a thread about TexasRealtor and a GTO.


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Originally posted by Yankees25:
All the while I was expecting this was a thread about TexasRealtor and a GTO.




ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!


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bwahahaha!

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Everybody familiar w/ the Adam Sandler goat skit?

"Hey goat...what the hell is going on out there?"

"Sorry old man, it's really not my fault!"



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Originally posted by phd2be:
Everybody familiar w/ the Adam Sandler goat skit?

"Hey goat...what the hell is going on out there?"

"Sorry old man, it's really not my fault!"






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man forced to marry goat





Guess there is hope for some of you guys after all.


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