heh... well ok. How about the larger compressor separator (3/8") then? I think the capacity is slightly more, though the collector semi-obscured, unlike the 1/4" model. This one is $20

http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/shop_cart/pg_print_product.jsp?CNTTYPE=PROD_META&CNTKEY=shop_cart%2fpg_print_product.jsp&prod_id=169660

morbid 2000 Contour SVT (black)