Originally posted by TourDeForce:
Or how 'bout making up new sports that everybody might take interest in, like: Full contact curling.
As I sat in my hotel room today watching the Womens Curling Gold Medal matchy thingy I said to my friend "You know, this would be soo much better, even watchable if it were full-contact!"  Ohh and if anyone can figure how the hell they score this [censored] please let me know, thanks! 
** Mike **
"You might beat me in a straight line, but I'll embarass you in the turns"
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