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I college this guy cut me off in the parking lot, he ran a stop sign and game me the finger and tried to start [censored] with me. SO the next day I went to my buddies work and got a little tool that removes the inside of the stem from a tire. Went to school and took one out of his right front and his spare. Ford Ranger. Then I went and picked up my bussy we got lunch came back and wait for the guy and laughed our asses off at him. It was funny [censored], he didn't realize his spare was flat until he got it on the truck.
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I maybe path914's B**** now, but wait until he needs his clutch done. We will see WHO is WHO's B**** then!
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I remembered another thing I did once: I was passenger in a car driving down Storrow Drive in Boston. There were a TON of joggers out that day. Each time we'd come up on some, I'd stick nearly half my body out the window and scream bloody murder, scaring the crap out of them.  Toward the end, we came up on this one dude, and I did the usual, but as we were passing, I saw the front of him and he was this HUGE, rugged dude with big cheekbones and massive pecs. So in the middle of my scream to scare him, I changed a couple octaves and was screaming in fear - he was that scary looking. He never flinched.
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i used to steal street sign in college with my roomate.
his 78 nova was perfect for it.
the ones i got doubles of i would sell to other students.
i still ahev a ton of them.
the best one was a 4' x 4' wooden sign that said "Hunting Season in Progress" it was screwed to a 4"x4" post with about 12 3" long wood screws, so we just ripped the thing out of the ground.
NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it?
Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?
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i have never done anything mean...
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Originally posted by joe:
When I was 10, some kids in our area wouldn't let my friend and I join their club. They built a fort and would huck stuff at us when we walked by. My dad was a welder and when I was 7, we built a mini catapult together, so we brought we to the fort and heaved an old lawnmower engine into it and fired it at the fort when no-one was around. took a few tries, but once we got the trajectory correct, we utterly annihilated that fort. My only regret is we broke the preload spring on the catapult (it used an old strut spring since the whole thing was made of metal).
thats not mean thats awesome! 
Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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Originally posted by svt4stv:
Originally posted by joe:
When I was 10, some kids in our area wouldn't let my friend and I join their club. They built a fort and would huck stuff at us when we walked by. My dad was a welder and when I was 7, we built a mini catapult together, so we brought we to the fort and heaved an old lawnmower engine into it and fired it at the fort when no-one was around. took a few tries, but once we got the trajectory correct, we utterly annihilated that fort. My only regret is we broke the preload spring on the catapult (it used an old strut spring since the whole thing was made of metal).
thats not mean thats awesome!
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Is my car for sale? PM me if you're in South FL.
Originally posted by XKontour98:
Haha that's awesome! Go GM!
YES, SIR!!!
General Aviation is Looking good right now...http://www.beapilot.com
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Originally posted by Swazo:
When I was 16 or 17, I was driving along to school and noted a huge slush puddle. Well, there was a crowd of younger kids waiting for the school bus and I floored it and splashed them all. It was a COLD morning, and looking back I feel pretty bad.
i did that to a bus stop full of adults  luckily, it was in the afternoon so they were probably on their way home already. wow, did i realllly soak them good 
Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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Originally posted by Kokopellian:
Originally posted by MapOfTaziFoShoâ�??¢:
Originally posted by SquareHead:
My friend Phil and I were BRUTAL in H/S.
Went to a construction site where they keep all the plans, propane cylinders, office. It's a rented large trailer. We broke into the trailer, put all the propane, gas etcc... inside and lit it on fire. Drove 1/2 mile away and stopped just in time to see it go off like a NUKE. Did a drive by 2 days later and there was a cretor in the ground! There where trailer parts everywhere!
We use to crap on the floor beside the toilet in HS. Just so the janitor would have to clean it up.
 IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
He's Canadian.
We never blew things up at school! Just on weekends!!!
Canadians are a little nuts. But hey guys, our strippers dance with NOTHING on as well! Once a year a strip bar has "The Great Banana Festival" and yes it's what you think!!
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BAT Sway Bars/Pioneer CD/Koni Rear Struts/Mobil Fluids.
Looking for 15" alloy rims-PM me.
180,500km's so far.
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sounds kinda like SZ05... 
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NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it?
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