Originally posted by 111R: what the heck do you steal from a church anyway? and for what reason? that HAS to be a serious low.
but the rest of these are funny sh!t!
I stole the entire offerings for a Sunday. About $1,500 or so. The second time I took some cash, toys (prizes for Sunday school kids) and the Pastor had this cool pocket knife so I broke into his office and took it out of his desk. Like I said, I was misguided.
Originally posted by Mushu: Originally posted by Kokopellian: Damn, where do I start since it's confession time....
I robbed two churches when I was "old enough to know better".
When I was about nine. Me and some friends broke all the windows out of this old lady's house while she was home.
Broke a friend's arm.......on purpose.
Had my friend's little brother hold a fork and convinced him to touch an electric fence with it.
Wow, I was way past mean. I look back and I was just plain evil! What can I say? I was a misguided youth.
I can't believe I'm going to let my husband come over and play with you.
Hehehehehe. I will bring your hubby to the dark side!
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