i've put my roommate's cat in the dryer a few times (on low heat...). anytime she comes near me i find a small way to torture her (usually just a small slap in the face, in an effort to teach her to stay the F*CK away from me).
but i hate cats, so it's justified.
oh yea, i threw a chinese throwing star at it once.
that's it really... i guess i've never really been a mean perosn.