back when i was in C.A.P. i took revenge on one of the other members who had kicked me inthe head (long story). he worked at a Market basket, I went to his store one day and bought a bunch of stuff...TP, Brake Fluid, some really oily italian balogna, a jar of vaseline, a bag of sugar, and a small funnel.
I went thru his check out line...
went to his car and put vaseline on all the windows, poured the brake fluid on the roof, wrote D!ck on his hood with the balogna, puored the 5 lb bag of sugar in his gas tank, wrapped it with tp, then took all four valves out of his tires.

his car sat in the lot for weeks. don't worry it was a pos pheonix. never heard from him again.


NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it? Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?