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You're an @sshole.

what the heck do you steal from a church anyway? and for what reason? that HAS to be a serious low.

but the rest of these are funny sh!t!

Ok so I finally thought of something. I wouldn't really consider it mean, though, because I was three years old and didn't know any better. But anyways, I pulled a fire alarm in a hospital. Now THAT started some mass chaos! I could hear all of the doors in the building automatically shutting, and there were tons of security guards and staff members running around wondering WTF was going on.

I cannot really think of much but here goes:

Got into a fight in 5th grade and kicked the kid while he was down, in the face.

On accident, I kicked a piece of ice during winter in the courtyard and hit a kid right between his nose and his right eye. I was a massive gash. That was 7th grade.

Same year I was playing tennis with a friend and we lost the tennis balls but there was construction going on so we started hitting little stones over the fence. I didn't realize there were parked cars on the other side. I dented up a few Hondas, a BMW, and broke the back window of a Lexus and some Chevy.

Oh and came out of a pub, pissed out of my head and decided to piss on a Focus RS. I did that where the windscreeen meets the hood and whatnot. That car must have smelled for a while.

I dont know if this is mean or just funny, I really cant think of anything mean i have really done right now, so here it goes

8th grade we were in the lunch room and a friend and i decided to take an empty cup and fill it with mustard and ketchup, when lunch was over we went to the 3rd floor back to class...

when our lunch was over the 7th graders would start theirs, so from the top of the 3rd floor if you looked down you could see them waiting in line to go to lunch....

So i took the cup and whipped it down on top of them, all we could hear was them yelling.

Ok so I used to own a 1990 Honda Accord EX. The car was junk, so you could imagine the tires were too. The passenger front was worn so much that it blew when I was delivering pizza... Couldn't find a tire to fit from a junkyard we broke into b/c of the odd lug pattern, so had to go buy a new tire (which I coudln't really afford).

The next week, 5 of us were riding in my Honda out of town. Drove a little off the side of the road and got a big gash on the sidewall of the new tire! We called a friend to pick us up, and in the meantime covered the curve sign and farmhouse in paintballs (this was after midnight). Instead of picking the 5 of us up in in his 6 passenger Grand Marquis, he gets his friend to pick us up (along with him) in his 5 passenger Cutlass Calais that wouldn't go over 30mph due to a tranny problem.

Anyway, same situation again with the can't find a tire... so this time, we found a 92/93 Accord LX parked next to an abandoned school (across the street from it's owner). We pulled up in my friend's 78 Mark V and I proceeded to jack the car up with my aluminum jack I stole out of an 80s RX-7, steal the tire, and put it on a cinder block.

While I was running to the Lincoln with the tire, I found out that Honda hubcaps are held on with the lugnuts... so it was just lying in the middle of the street!

I can just imagine what the dude thought when he came out to his car on a cinder block! Couple of days later, I drove by it to see what was up... it had the temp spare mounted.

Wouldn't have been hard to figure out it was me, because I had the only Honda in town with 3 15" aluminum rims and a 14" steelie! Not to mention I delivered a pizza to them not too long afterward...

After I left, I relized that we were the "bad" kids in town!

Pass out bullion cubes to little kids at Halloween. Then tell them to save if for when they get home because it's special. That caused them to open it and eat it right away, so I could watch their precious expression.

Beef or Chicken?
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Well, maybe that and abusing my younger brother. I was a sadistic kid. And I do feel bad for that.

Chris thats classic man hahahaha.

i've not really done anything malicious, some pranks but that is another thread. i do know of some mean things others have done.

sister in law did this one:

my brother is in iraq for the second time. in januaury(one month after he arrived) while mom was on vacation in tennessee nicole(brother's wife's name) got completely wasted one night, called my mom around 2am mumbling incoherently about my brother and hung up. mom, being a mom, assumed the worst and was both scared and irritated. nicole called right back and said that my brother had been shot and was coming home and hung up again. mom spent the next five or so hours trying to get ahold of anyone who would know anything about my brothers status. the next morning, mom finally gets nicole on the phone and demands details. nicole denied everything including having made the call since she had been too busy drinking with her friends and even said "i don't know what you are talking about. i just spoke with him yesterday and he was fine." after some prodding nicole checks her call log (cell phone) and seeing a call had been made around 2am to my mothers cell begins to remember what happened and how she would feel, having a child of her own, if their positions had been reversed. nicole apologized profusely, confessed to my brother who called mom from iraq and apologized on behalf of his wife. nicole is lucky to still be breathing after this little incident.

an older freind of mine:

sometime in the late 70's a friend of mine went to a bachelor party where everybody got completely wasted. the groom, who was to be married the next morning, passed out at one point so a few of the guys took him to the bus stop and put him on the first bus headed anywhere far away with no money, wallet, credit cards or anything. the groom woke up the next morning wearing nothing but his boxers with no money of any kind on the far end of cali a couple of hours before he was to be married. needless to say, he missed the wedding and she was pissed. come to think of it, when my friend was young and sinle he did alot of really messed up things to people.

ahhh high school....we did some bad stuff.
we used to egg people's houses back in high school. also used to throw eggs out of the driver's side of our cars and hit oncoming traffic on their windshields. we actually got chased by one guy who tried to turn around and follow us, but quickly lost him.
we bashed a lot of mailboxes as well. one time we actually made the local papers for it..."mailbox vandals strike again"

we also egged our highschool...we had large two story windows in the lunchroom where everyone ate. threw about 75 eggs all over the windows in the middle of winter.

since then I took it up a notch and we actually threw eggs at people in the downtown area. hitting them = the funniest thing IN THE WORLD

in 8th grade i was getting a BJ from a girl I'd been hooking up with. She told me to let her know when it was my time, since she didn't swallow. She was so bad that by the time she actually got me there, I didn't tell her..she never knew what hit her (it was her first BJ) and ran to the sink with her hands covering her mouth to wash it out!