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about two weeks ago my one friend passed out in the middle of our party in a lay-z-boy chair. Me and two other friends proceed to go number 1 all over him, his timberlands, his pants, and yes even his face. He was soo drunk when he woke up realizing he was getting pissed on he just walked upstairs and slept in his car. I can only imagine what is what like for him to wake up the next day. looking back it was still really funny. but i, and we feel really bad about the whole thing. he did have his shoes on so i guess it was legal!

you guys are really mean, but here goes mine. I was a terrible middle school kid. I blame it on not being intellectually challenged, but I am a changed man now.

while attending a private middle school:

I waited for a dress down day and brought rubber cement to class. There was this really fat chick that was a jerk to me. she was so fat that she struggled to get in and out of her chair. I lathered the seat up with rubber cement before she got to class. She sat still in the seat for about 20mins. She tried to get up to go to the bathroom, but couldn't she stood up with the chair stuck to her butt. She was about to cry when the teacher and some students helped unstick her from her chair. Humiliating her felt good at the time, but I feel pretty bad about it now

This one kid used to always snitch about what kinds of trouble I was making, and I hated him for it. Our detention used to involve us cleaning the school yard. He got in trouble one day and had to go to detention with me and a friend. We filled the required trash bag and told him to climb up and throw the bag in the dumpster. We threw him in the dumpster and closed the lid. We walked away to him crying and banging on the metal dumpster for us to let him out. I dont remember who let him out.

My school was right next to a highway onramp. On a seperate detention day my friends and I(who always got detention together) decided to go out to the highway onramp and see if we could find anything interesting. We found a six pack of beer. We opened two of them. We used one beer to get the other opened can wet and smelling of beer. We walked into class with the five beer and handed my teacher the opened one. At the same time my friend was calling over the principal. The principal walked in to the class while my teacher had four beers in one hand and an open beer that was dripping onto the floor in the other. She got yelled at for a while and was mad at us for the rest of the year.

We had a new math teacher at school, and we made sure to give her hell everyday. She broke down in class one day and yelled at us. She said, "I can't take it anymore. You little [censored] are driving me crazy." She got fired, and the last I heard she was unemployed and seeking serious psychological help.

our class used toment the spanish teacher. He was a little off to begin with, but that shouldn't have mattered. One day, my freinds class decided when he was in the back room, to lock him in there. While he was stuck in there one kid opened the window (on the third floor), ran downstairs and layed down on the ground. The kids let him out and said there was something wrong with the door handle. Then they said that the one kid opened the window and jumped out. He ran to the window, looked out and saw the kid laying there and started crying. He didn't know what to do so he ran to another teachers class for help. That teacher went down to the kid, kicked him in the ribs and told him "get up you retard" so the kid did and went back to class. Other things they did were put pop corn kernals into the overhead projector and they started it on fire....thought that was rather humorous.

My little brother was goin' through his badass teenager stage & had been giving the family crap for some time. One day as he came home from school, he was complaining about having jock itch. Seeking justice, I told him to use Absorbine JR to cure it... Could hear him screaming as I drove off to work.

Some years later, he still had quite an attitude, so my other brothers & I chucked glitter all over him as he slept. He got up for work next morning & it was all over him. He took an extra long time in the bathroom trying to get it off. He thought he got it all, but neglected to get it off his eyelids. Immediately after he walked out the door to get to his job as a diesel marine mechanic & we laughed our asses off!! Poor bastid still hasn't lived that one down as his co-workers remind him every now & again, and that was over 15 years ago!

I block out the things I've done. It makes me sleep better.

I've done a bunch of nasty things....but probably the worst was when i was in 5the grade. We had this retarded kid, Joseph in our class. I dunno what was wrong with him, but he was a little slow and spastic. Well, one time during lunch break, me and a few other kids were out in the yard and teasing him. He got so angry he bolted and ran away. I ran after him, and for some unknown reason reached out and gave him a push as he was running away. He fell and faceplanted onto the concrete. Busted his face up really bad. I felt horrible after that, never teased anyone again - EVER.

Damn, where do I start since it's confession time....

I robbed two churches when I was "old enough to know better".

When I was about nine. Me and some friends broke all the windows out of this old lady's house while she was home.

Broke a friend's arm.......on purpose.

Had my friend's little brother hold a fork and convinced him to touch an electric fence with it.

Wow, I was way past mean. I look back and I was just plain evil! What can I say? I was a misguided youth.