My little brother was goin' through his badass teenager stage & had been giving the family crap for some time. One day as he came home from school, he was complaining about having jock itch. Seeking justice, I told him to use Absorbine JR to cure it... Could hear him screaming as I drove off to work.
Some years later, he still had quite an attitude, so my other brothers & I chucked glitter all over him as he slept. He got up for work next morning & it was all over him. He took an extra long time in the bathroom trying to get it off. He thought he got it all, but neglected to get it off his eyelids. Immediately after he walked out the door to get to his job as a diesel marine mechanic & we laughed our asses off!! Poor bastid still hasn't lived that one down as his co-workers remind him every now & again, and that was over 15 years ago!
