I just thought I'd share this...

There's a guy in the office from India (apparently not very familiar with bird hunting).
Today, after reading that doctors removed 9 or so pellets from the lawyer, this guy comes and asks:

"I don't quite understand this...they say there were 9 bullets. How many times did Cheney actually shoot him ? "

This one took the cake... the whole office was on the floor rolling for minutes. Just imagine Old Dick pulling the trigger, reloading, pulling, reloading, yelling Die lawyer, die!


T.