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Hahahaha.

I really spent time reading through all the Q & A. This is really one classic example of people who do not know what they are talking about.

Here is the latest one:

Q: $12,000 if you send me the dynosheet showing 400rwhp, picture of the turbo, and explain why the carfax says your car is a GT.

Feb-15-06
A: i have the title and the pictures of the angine that prove that the car is a cobra 5.0

So CarFax lied. Also I can put a raging bull sticker onto my CSVT "angine" and claim: 'what do you say sir, this is a lambogini diablo'.

Very entertaining.

I'm sorry but this has to be the best (and by best, I mean most ridiculously idiotic) ones from the Q&A:

Q: how gay do you have to be to ruin a cobra like that?

A: man don't you have nothing to do, and i had so many girls in this car, maybe i even had a date with your mom and sister...go find something else to do than say [censored] about my car



or maybe my favorite is this one:

pleeeeeaaaase.. the only people that would like this piece of trash are ricers and mexicans. in short, people with an inhibited taste gene. your claims of 400+hp are ridiculous considering the 94-95 5.0 cobras only came from the factory with ~260hp. and since the only performance mods listed are CAI and exhaust, you must be using ricer math. ricer mods like body kit, audio, rims and lights DO NOT ADD HORSEPOWER.. if anything, the added stress on the powerplant from those mods detract hp... so, good luck selling this piece of trash to someone that really knows mustangs... and you might want to use spell/grammar-check next time you pick up a keyboard. otherwise, someone reading your typing may conclude that you are of substandard intelligence... if your butt ugly cobra doesn't give it away of course

A: bro lets do like this a can meet you and i bring my ugly cobra and you bring your car and we talk again in the end of the race of cource we do a little bet 500,oo lets do it?? call me so we can talk better

The answer to that one is so hilarious! Did anyone notice in the standard equipment part he put GT? I love laughing at stupid people.

There is no way that guys is possibly serious. I refuse to believe it.

Dear God help us all!

Ha, the questions are getting better! He's just gettin ripped on now. It's terribly sad, or for some reason this is all just a ploy, but I really don't see it as such. Seems like he should be asking an outrageous price and making more audacious claims. He bumped his "400 hp" down to 300. I think I'd be a little upset if my car last 100 hp overnight!