Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by PlatoSVT:
I just like the "Exauster" mod. It's got an exauster guys, that's how it makes the horsepower. And a few other things. But despite the logic of saying what those things are, he just leaves it at that with no backing whatsoever. Is this guy for real? Or do I need to look into getting my own exauster?



To have Exauster, you need LETHERS, some ANGEL LIGTHS, and some SPECIAL TIPE OF TIRES. Of course, the whole car has to be ALL MODIFDED, or it won't look right!



Ah HA!! That's what I'm missing!

I'm getting this very entertaining picture of a small, self-conscious ricer type walking into his local PepBoys. He says to them, "I there. I want make 400hp and have most best car on street. I hae new credit cerd. What can I by for my Moostang?" The PepBoys responds with, "Well we do have this new exauster in stock that will give you 100 horsepower. Then there's this blue intake tubing that doesn't match anything on your car, in fact, it's about the ugliest thing you could put in your engine, BUT it does make 50 hp. We also have some great interior paint and gauges. But don't worry, just having the gauges there will make it faster, you don't really have to hook them up. Remember, 2 tachometers means twice the redline!"

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