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Originally posted by PlatoSVT:
I just like the "Exauster" mod. It's got an exauster guys, that's how it makes the horsepower. And a few other things. But despite the logic of saying what those things are, he just leaves it at that with no backing whatsoever. Is this guy for real? Or do I need to look into getting my own exauster?
To have Exauster, you need LETHERS, some ANGEL LIGTHS, and some SPECIAL TIPE OF TIRES. Of course, the whole car has to be ALL MODIFDED, or it won't look right!
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the whole thing is written at Nigerian 4th grade level  but i have a feeling he's just another domestic retard 
Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by PlatoSVT:
I just like the "Exauster" mod. It's got an exauster guys, that's how it makes the horsepower. And a few other things. But despite the logic of saying what those things are, he just leaves it at that with no backing whatsoever. Is this guy for real? Or do I need to look into getting my own exauster?
To have Exauster, you need LETHERS, some ANGEL LIGTHS, and some SPECIAL TIPE OF TIRES. Of course, the whole car has to be ALL MODIFDED, or it won't look right!
Ah HA!! That's what I'm missing!
I'm getting this very entertaining picture of a small, self-conscious ricer type walking into his local PepBoys. He says to them, "I there. I want make 400hp and have most best car on street. I hae new credit cerd. What can I by for my Moostang?" The PepBoys responds with, "Well we do have this new exauster in stock that will give you 100 horsepower. Then there's this blue intake tubing that doesn't match anything on your car, in fact, it's about the ugliest thing you could put in your engine, BUT it does make 50 hp. We also have some great interior paint and gauges. But don't worry, just having the gauges there will make it faster, you don't really have to hook them up. Remember, 2 tachometers means twice the redline!"
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this sentence is hilarious, "THE CAR IS ALL MODIFDED I SPEND MORE THAN 12000 ON THIS CAR JUST TO MODIFED HIM"
I wish my car was modifded or modifed, that would rule.
I really need to modifed him now.
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this got me laughing:
"Q: what is done to the engine to make it 400+ horsepower? All I see is a cold air intake. You have any dyno run sheets to prove the 400+ hp??? let me know!
Feb-11-06
A: yes. and i change the exauster and someother things that make more than 400hp and a got a paoer that prove that``
God, some people are so stupid..
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Originally posted by RawBurt:
I'll be keeping it to myself, until the time comes. It'll be hard to find. 
much like your weiner.
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oh, what can I say, I think this crappy mustang ebay ad just made my day, I am always up for a good laugh. Under the hood looks like crap too, it's odd that someone would do that much work to a car and leave under the hood looking like a pretty much stock dirty ass mustang. Ha, that thing is an abomination. hideous.
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hahah i love the Q's and A's at the bottem
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From the Q and A Quote:
i did a lot stuff under the hood, but i never did nothing inside the engine because, i could lose my insurance on the car,once you do something inside the engine it self you lose your engine insurance, and belive me you don't want to do that, but if you want i can send you more pictures of the engine, cooler, the things inside the hood, more detail pictures
LOL!
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That sounds like the dude I gave a ride to this morning...
I showed him my alignment was way off. He proceeds to tell me "Yep, your steering column is bad."
I was like "I'm just going to get it aligned and hopefully there isn't anything bent, since I already changed the control arm."
He says "If it doesn't work, you'll have to change the column, which will suck since you'll have to get new control arms too. So pretty much you already wasted your time."
Oh, he also thinks I should leave the trim white on the inside of the car. Apparantly I need to get big chrome rims too 
Umm... yeah... heh!
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you have access to guns, don't you......seriously sir, it was an accident.
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