"No, no! I'm OK, it's just a shotgun blast. I'll be fine. Really!"
Made it sound like the VP did something wrong, but it was obviously an accident.
[Liberal twist]That PROVES that guns are a dangerous! We've got to get rid of guns! Guns will kill us all!! [/Liberal twist]
Which reminds me of my plan to export all of the guns & violence north of the border.

Sneaky, eh!